Bionic Squirrels

With the recent spate of extremely violent acts in the news video games have once again come under fire from misinformed authoritative parties.  They often cite many of the more conclusive studies (a synopsis of which can be found at http://kotaku.com/5976781/25-video-game-violence-studies-summarized ).  Today’s rant focuses on these studies in particular as they are, in my opinion, flawed [...]

Flash games can be fun little diversions throughout the day, especially if you have some time to kill between tasks at work. The problem is that most flash game portals are not very picky when it comes to choosing the games they post up on their sites, and for every 10 flash games, 9 of [...]

Oh dear lord, WHY! Why is Sonic the Hedgehog cursed to live in so many awful games!  The fans have made it quite clear what they want, and it’s so simple to deliver, they want Sonic, running fast through roller-coaster like levels, THAT’S IT.  Sega has decided that this isn’t enough, there has to be [...]

Bionic Squirrels, like many review sites has decided that from this day forward it will no longer be using a starred review system, or provide numeric scoring of any kind. It is our belief that the scores get focused on a tad too much, and the actual content of the review is skipped in favor [...]

Team Fortress 2 has gone free to play! After months of testing out their new “Mann-Co Store”; developer Valve has finally decided to allow anyone and everyone to play TF2 free of charge! Trading and crafting are prohibited until you spend any amount of money in the Mann-co store; however this is hardly an issue [...]

Games already due for review include Dungeons and Dragons Online, Lord of the Rings Online, Mabinogi, Maple Story, R.O.S.E. Online, Everquest 2, Karos Online, Entropia Universe, Istaria, Loong, and Wizard 101.

This site is for you. Maybe you love Star wars, but don’t know every line of dialogue, you can quote Shakespeare, but only Macbeth because they made you read it in high school. You dabble in all things nerdy, but you can’t compete with the super-nerds that have specialized themselves to just one category of [...]

It is unclear where the squirrels are being held now, but it can be assumed that they are currently being subjected to heavy questioning from Iranian officials.